Welcome to the officially unofficial legal corner of nothingless Coin. Here, we explain what you can—and cannot—expect while participating in the glorious absurdity that is nothingless Coin.

Nothingless Coin is a meme-inspired experiment in the art of… nothing.

• This is not financial advice. Buy, sell, or HODL at your own risk.
• Gains, losses, and existential insights are all possible.
• If your portfolio vanishes into the void, remember: you’re just participating in cosmic nothingless.
• Always do your own research… or just enjoy the memes.

By interacting with nothingless Coin, you agree that your investment decisions are your own, your laughs are guaranteed, and nothing is literally guaranteed.

Nothingless Coin may change, vanish, or evolve into something even more nothing-like.

We are not responsible for financial losses, existential dread, or sudden urges to HODL nothing forever.

By using this site, you acknowledge that crypto is unpredictable and, nothingless Coin is… well, literally nothing.